Big Snackers 205 – Welcome to Big Snackers

On this episode of Big Snackers Ryan forgets how the show works, we plow through a ton of bad songs, do a little catch up where we can’t remember anything we did for 7 months then we drink some Mt. Dew Fruitquake. Thanks for listening and please subscribe at http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers to see our live recording streams and also keep up when we stream a game. We will be back next Sunday and, hopefully, most Sundays after that, see you then!

Big Snackers 204 – Make A Little Hole In Your Ice Cream

Welcome to Big Snackers, this episode we talk about the Halo TV show, weird Kroger, dumb religious folks, and Ryan’s insane eating habits, all while trying the Herr’s Orange Cream corn puffs. Thanks for listening and tune in Sunday mornings at 10 AM EST at HTTP://twitch.tv/bigsnackers for our live stream record!

Big Snackers 174 – Get Gooey

Welcome to Big Snackers! On this episode we talk about getting gooey, why people still have gender specific marketing, Ryan’s Minecraft coaster, bad parody songs, and what we’re doing with all these sugar chickens. Thanks for listening, if you would like you can tune in to http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers on Sundays at 10AM EST for our live stream record!

Big Snackers 171 – Biggest McDonald’s Jackpot Ever At The Biltong Meatsneak Compound Presented By BP

Welcome to Big Snackers, this week we talk about the insanity of watching live stream slot machines, the weirdness of streaming culture, whatever China is up to with their new McDonald’s sandwich, and waiting in line for mediocre things. We just disappeared and are coming to you house. Thanks for listening and tune in to http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers every Sunday at 10am EST for our live stream record!

Big Snackers 170 – Guy Fawkesmas

Welcome to this week’s Big Snackers, on this episode we talk about Guy Fawkesmas, how gross pet names are, weak internet trolling, the slippery cars of Cyberpunk 2077, Mario Bros., the current state of making it in entertainment, and a whole bunch more! Thanks for listening and be sure to tune it at http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers Sundays at 10AM EST for our recording stream!

Big Snackers 169 – Human Steamipede

Welcome to this week’s Big Snackers, on this episode we talk about Cyberpunk 2077, Steampunk Sundays, the Human Centipede and its lame legacy, a new Adam Sandler vehicle, and why you shouldn’t worry about knowing the math of months. Thanks for listening and make sure to tune in to http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers every Sunday at 10AM EST for our recording stream!

Big Snackers 168 – I Got A Lot Of Subway

Welcome to Big Snackers, this week we talk about weird freestyles, if Assassin’s Creed Valhalla gets any better (it doesn’t), Ryan’s big Subway mix up, Christmas lights and a whole bunch of other stuff! Thanks for listening and please tune in to http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers every Sunday morning at 10am EST for our recording stream!

Big Snackers 167 – 8K TV’s In Japan

Welcome to this week’s episode, in it we talk about Kidd G, what the lead singer of Ignite has been up to, why viking co-opt culture is so lame, we spin the wheel and see where it lands us and we get to the bottom of what spidering is. Thanks for listening, please tune in at http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers every Sunday at 10AM EST for our recording stream!

Big Snackers 165 – I love this bar and highway buffet

Hi and thanks for listening to this week’s episode, we have a little talk about how awful Tom MacDonald still is, we see what Luke got up to for his birthday, we check in with Bill Clinton and find out about Ryan’s annual turkey parade. Check us out every Sunday morning at 10AM EST on twitch.tv/bigsnackers and we will see you next week!

Big Snackers 164 – Sausage Swish and the Apple Licker

Welcome to Big Snackers! This week we talk to the Charcuterie Skeleton who used to be the voice of Cleveland Brown about his life now, we spend some time on guys with Subarus, Halloween, Narcs, and Ryan’s eating habits. Thanks for listening, and if you want to catch us when we record it is on Sundays at 10AM EST at http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers

Big Snackers 162 – Pour yourself a scotch and Sandler

Thanks for tuning in! This week we talk about the resurgence of rap metal, the fact that five finger death punch are qanon guys, we have a little bit of a trigger warning because of a frank discussion about death, we spin the wheel and discover the perfect way to watch Adam Sandler movies, and much more! Check us out every Sunday at 10am EST on http://www.twitch.tv/bigsnackers and we will see you next week!

Big Snackers 161 – Running down hot girls w/ Kamal Hiresh

Welcome to Big Snackers, this week we talk about Hivemind rappers, some band called Apple Sauce, we delve into some spooly films to celebrate October, why some open worlds work and some don’t, then our friend Kamal jumps in to talk about some Cincinnati almost rock stars. Thanks for listening and please watch our stream every Sunday at 10am EST at twitch.tv/bigsnackers.

Big Snackers 159 – Red White and Blue Parking Job

This week we streamed live on twitch for the first time http://twitch.tv/bigsnackers and even though there were technical issues we still had a good time. We talk about old stories we haven’t visited in awhile, the PS5 preorder debacle and Ryan lying about wearing flip flops to work. Thanks for listening and please join us on Sundays at 10am eastern for our twitch stream!

Big Snackers 158 – Anthony Kardon’s Triple Input Monopoly

Welcome to Big Snackers, this episode we talk about Tom Macdonald, we spin the wheel and see if we can’t cover where Ryan’s been and if he is the Little Chef or not, we also find out about sexy boardgames. Thanks for listening, hopefully we will be back on a weekly schedule from now on and we’ll see you next Sunday!

Big Snackers 153 – It’s Glycerine By Bush But Quarantine

Hello, welcome to Big Snackers, this week we are all in quarantine cause of the covid so we skype in and see what we shall see, nothing crazy happens, just your normal small talk and then we delve into the massive catalog of songs named “bad b*tch” (censoring for apple), James calls in from Wyoming, and then Ryan makes up a song. Thanks for listening call in at 1-513-488-1322 and leave us a voicemail or keep an eye on the facebook page for when we are skyping again and you can call in and say hello! See ya next time!

Big Snackers 152 – Nut Suck Mutha Mutha

This week on Big Snackers we catch up with Monster Magnet, we talk about true crime but not like other podcasts would bother to, we speak about Ryan’s nut eating habits, we check out a band Luke found and we talk about the Cam’ron show. Thanks for listening, please leave us a voicemail at 1-513-488-1322 and we will see you next week!

Big Snackers 151 – Cheat On Your Wife, Player

Welcome to Big Snackers, this week we talk about weird bands still doing rap/rock, what has artistic integrity and what doesn’t, strange concerts, Steve Harvey and why “manly” shit like barstool sports is annoying. Thanks for listening, please call us at 513-488-1322 and leave us a voicemail if you like, we love you!

Big Snackers 145 – Tell Blower From Hinder To Call Us

This week on Big Snackers we talk about Flea and Thom Yorke, Hinder, Ryan’s new poetry career, Luke’s birthday, Justin destroying his parent’s computer and we expose the underbelly of pop music. Thanks for listening and call in at 1-513-488-1322 and leave us a voicemail. Thanks for listening and we will see you next week!

Big Snackers Episode 143 – Triangle World

Welcome to Big Snackers 143, this episode we talk about how bad ilovefriday is, how bad the new blink 182 is, how good french fries are and we uncover a new conspiracy. We also try out Global Brand’s Minee’s banana cream sandwich cookies and almost die, then a lucky charms bar and some Kroger brand coconut and lime cookies! Thanks for listening and hit us up with a voicemail at 1-513-488-1322!

Big Snackers 142 – American Pie: The New Class

Welcome to this week’s big snackers, on this episode we discuss the new greenday, how we have been very sick, we discover the awful yet super popular and rich Danny Duncan, we put together a new American Pie movie, we listen to your voicemails, try pickle and ranch chips and flamin hot ruffles and so much more. Thanks for listening and if you want to call in to leave a voicemail the number is 1-513-488-1322.

Big Snackers 141 – Thanos as a peanut is the new eggplant emoji

Welcome to this week’s Big Snackers, in this episode we talk about Falling In Reverse being the Aquabats, Thanos as a peanut, the VMAs, Ryan’s new country music single, we try some new lays flavors and oreos and we discuss rude customers and homophobic government employees. Thanks for listening, please give us a voicemail at 1-513-488-1322 or drop us a comment at http://www.porchcast.net/bigsnackers/

Big Snackers 140 – Sugardaddy1

Hello and welcome to Big Snackers for this week, on this episode we cover drinking Logan Paul’s pee, sex pants, the 50 best rappers list, Ryan’s feelings on Mixtapes ending, we field and a few voicemails and have a good ol’ time. Thanks for listening and feel free to call us at 1-513-488-1322 (make sure you put a 1 first, skype hates not having that 1) to leave a voicemail for a future episode. We love you, have a good week!

Big Snackers 138 – Ditty App

Welcome to Big Snackers for this week, in this episode we get into a lot of stuff, not the least of which is trying to figure out why anyone would listen to Nascar Aloe, we talk about Resident Evil and the great Barry Burton, dumb rednecks not knowing the difference between veggie burgers and beef ones and, most importantly, we discover the Ditty app that is hours of fun. Call us at 1-513-488-1322 and leave us a voicemail, rate us on apple podcasts and do whatever else! We will see ya next week!

Big Snackers 136 – Hey AMC let Daryl pee in a tuna pouch

Welcome to Big Snackers, this week we talk about people in robes being creeps, idiots in trucks being jerks, slim salami and peeing in tubes. All this and tons more on your weekly check-in. Thanks for listening and please rate us on itunes, subscribe on spotify and give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 1-513-488-1322.

Big Snackers 132 – Scott Gets Laid

Welcome to another Big Snackers, this week we talk about the band Pretty Wild, we discuss why you shouldn’t ever talk to girls wearing baseball caps, there’s a couple movies thrown in there and we end talking about the disgust I feel over the ads from Scott Jack. No snack this week because we didn’t get one at the store, thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 131 – I want to see fish w/ Kaiser Bitteur

Welcome to Big Snackers episode 131, this episode we welcome our friend Kaiser into the studio who hosts another podcast called “Building The Giraffe” with Justin, we talk about Slayyyter, The Grateful Dead, Rage 2, insane superpowers, Chipotle man, currency exchange craziness and how big muffins will get. Thanks for listening! Rate us on iTunes and we will see you next week!

Big Snackers 127 – Boiled Peanuts

Welcome to Big Snackers for this week. On this episode we talk about king pineapple, awful stickers and decals, the recent post malone and yelawolf beef, several road trip stories, we try some okay snacks and we bid Luke good luck on his trip to Japan. Thanks for listening and we will see you with a guest host next week!

Big Snackers 126 – Better pick a pizza

Welcome to big snackers for this week. We are on a roll, 3 in a row! This week we talk about a stupid country song, sexual harassment at the grocery store, we try a couple of snacks and discuss the craziness of disney fans and their willingness to force their kids into american ninja warrior jr. Thanks for listening and rate us on itunes and whatever else you wanna do! See ya next week!

Big Snackers 114 – Chewing off that totem pole

Welcome to Big Snackers episode 114, this week we talk about a range of topics including Luke getting humped by a dog, Ryan's new VR game and Justin's Leprechaun siting. Enjoy and please rate us on iTunes, come to http://bigsnacker.tumblr.com and leave us a message or hit us up on Facebook. Okay, we love you, goodbye.

Big Snackers 112 – You ever seen Ted 2?

This week on Big Snackers we talk about Ted 2, we answer your questions, everything goes off the rails, we find out mcdonalds sells all beef burgers now, Luke admits to thinking die hard 2 is the best one, Ryan talks about having to take big dumps and Justin tells you about his sex noise. This week's song is “Chirp” By Delivery Boys ft. Michael Christmas. Rate us on iTunes, write to us, we love you, bye!

Big Snackers 97 – Whatever's Clever

This week we have a big double sized episode for you, we talk about stupid, awful suicide boys hip hop stuff, we disuss what exactly is wrong with everything DC is trying to do in movies, Butterball stops by to bum us all out and then his friend Bill Clinton stops by to make everything worse, also some other stuff happens, thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 93 – CYBER MONDAY MEGA MADNESS!

Welcome to Big Snackers Episode 93, this week we have a super sized episode, almost 2 and a half hours. This week we talk about black friday and working in retail, Thanksgiving food mishaps, Ryan's new gig doing jingles for high end watches, Jerry stops in to talk about god knows what, we talk about the current trend of dumb white guys glorifying abuse through rap and then Bane stops by for a different take on Batman, also a bunch of other shit happens and it is really funny so listen ya dumb dumb. We love you! See you soon! Byyyyyyeeeee!

Big Snackers 92 – Gimme Shock Treatment w/ Mike Pence

Welcome to Episode 92 of Big Snackers! This week we talk about horrible mosh pit justice, the current state of discourse in our country and urge you to always talk to people you don't understand, Ryan talks about more weird sex things and then Vice President-Elect Mike Pence stops by to give us some insight into his policy. Thanks for listening and we'll see you soon!

Big Snackers 87 – Maura Weaver in The Fantastic Mr. Fux

Welcome to episode 87 of Big Snackers, this week we discuss Tim McGraw's neo nazi song, we talk about ryan's fuck preferences, Maura Weaver of mixtapes calls in and then we answer your questions while falling into a Smashmouth mashup rabbithole, this week's song is “P's and Q's” by Lil Uzi Vert. Thank you for listening and we'll see you next week.

Big Snackers 83 – Nimble children

Welcome to episode 83 of Big Snackers, this week we still don't have internet in the studio (that will be solved shortly) but we do talk about internet outrage, we answer your questions, we discuss Ryan's real life video game and we have our good friend DJ Paypal come by. Thanks for listening and please rate us on iTunes and send us some messages for next week!

Big Snackers 79 – WE DA BEST

Welcome to big snackers this week we have a special guest DJ Khaled who isn't annoying as fuck at all, we answer your questions, talk about the legality of home videos, talk about white power waffle house and listen to some country tunes. Thanks for listening and please rate us on iTunes and spread the word. Your song this week is “100 Resolutions” by The Lawrence Arms.

Big Snackers 77 – RIP Brandon Carlisle

This week's episode is dedicated to a friend, Brandon Carlisle of Teenage Bottlerocket. He tragically lost his life this past weekend and we are all worse off for his loss. Please check the tumblr or FB page for info on how to help out. This week on Big Snackers we are finally back, this is a real clusterfuck of an episode but we'll get back on a roll soon, we just needed to knock the rust off the bumper. We talk about Brandon, answer some questions, catch up on where our lives are and have some laughs. Our friend Carley stops by to discuss Life is Strange and we talk a little about Hotline Bling. This week's song is Pacemaker by Teenage Bottlerocket. Thanks for listening, tell someone you love them, see ya soon.

Big Snackers 76 – Loving Fucking Couches

Welcome to Episode 76 of Big Snackers, this week Ryan and I complain about being super hungry and then talk about bands that are still big enough to play for 40,000 people, we read all of your top 5 lists so far and read our own hip hop top 5 and answer some mail from you folks! This week's song is “Moment of Truth” by Gangstarr. Thank you for listening, follow us on twitter @Ryanrockswellol and @TheSchnoo and rate us on iTunes. See ya soon!

Big Snackers 75 – Guys, Kendrick isn't THAT good.

Welcome to Big Snackers episode 75, this week we finally record and then answer a bunch of your questions while getting called pussies by you, the listener! Then we discuss the new Dr. Dre album “Compton”. This week's song is “Three Whole Years by Junior Battles. Thanks for listening and please rate us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter!

Big Snackers 74 – Alex Whitten: Board Breaking Asshole

Welcome to Big Snackers Episode 74, this week Steve Harwell from Smashmouth shows up to connect some dots and respect women, Alex Whitten formerly of Close Your Eyes tells us about all the asshole shit he does and talks about the Meek Mill and Drake beef, we answer a couple of your questions and then Ryan has to go home. Rate us on iTunes and love us elsewhere.

Big Snackers 73 – Sorry Robin Williams

Welcome to Big Snackers 73, this week we talk about Cee-Lo, Drake and Eminem, we answer your questions… Kind of… and don't use it to soapbox about all sorts of stupid shit. We'll leave it as a surprise! Anyway, we love you, we'll see you on Sunday! Follow us on Twitter @TheSchnoo and @RyanRockswellol and rate us on iTunes! This week's song is “Three Hundred” by The Stereo.

Big Snackers 72 – Live Inside Me, Fieri Fingers

Welcome to episode 72 of Big Snackers, this week we have absolutely no plans whatsoever so we answer some of your questions and almost make it through the back log, we get sidetracked by country music again and discover some gems and Ryan talks about his elaborate fantasy date with Justin. This week's song is “Just A Simple Plan” by Piebald. Thanks for listening and rate us on iTunes.

Big Snackers 71 – The Buffettmuda Triangle

Welcome to Big Snackers 71. This week Jimmy Buffett stops by to explain some things about Guy Fieri and how practical jokes on his wife work then we talk about the ridiculousness of Front Porch Step being on Warped Tour, we talk about who is good in the tattooing and piercing industry and then what happens when the bridge washes out. Rate us on iTunes and check out Tumblr. This week's song is “Ain't Missing U” by Chief Keef. Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 69.2 – Puerto Rican Water Heater

Welcome to episode 69.2 of big snackers. This week we do some catch up and answer questions, get lost in a country rabbit hole, Chris Blair stops by to talk about water heaters, Guy Fieri tells us about San Andreas, this week's song is “Girls like status” by The Hold Steady?. Please rate us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter. See ya all next week.

Big Snackers 68 – Bobby Meader is the nicest man!

Welcome to Episode 68 of Big Snackers, this week we play you a few songs by our friend and then talk about the No Good News / Pure Noise controversy, then we speak to said good friend, Bobby Meader, briefly about movies and music. It is a short one today but we thought you'd like this one! Enjoy and follow us on twitter @theschnoo @ryanrockswellol. This episode's song is “6 Weeks This June” by Bobby Meader.

Big Snackers 67 – Guy Fieri and the curious case of Jonathan Diener

Welcome to Episode 67, this week Guy Fieri finally stops by to tell us his interesting ideas about various racial and sexual things, Jonathan Diener from the Swellers calls in to let us know what he thinks of bad movies and the recent break up of the band, Kamal calls in to regale us with tales of Jimmie's Chicken Shack, we answer some questions and end with the song “Names for Dogs” by Limbeck. Enjoy and follow us on twitter and rate us on iTunes. See ya next week!

Big Snackers 66 – Young Thug Can Eat Shit

Welcome to Big Snackers 66 where Ryan and I discuss Young Thug for far too long, answer your questions, have some good discussions based on said questions and probably speak about first person shooters for far too long. Enjoy and please rate us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter @TheSchnoo and @RyanRockwellol. This week's song is “This Year” by The Mountain Goats. Thanks for listening.

Biig Snackers 65 – Jay-Z goes to the NWO

Welcome to Episode 65 of Big Snackers, this week we have our first ever in studio guest(s), our friends Michael Boutet and Carley Lowe, we have a good time discussing the depression, the UN and Denzel Washington. Enjoy and come back every sunday for our new recording schedule. Please rate us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter at @theschnoo and @ryanrockswellol

Big Snackers 64 – Don't you know who Ryan Seamen is?

Welcome to Big Snackers 64 this week we barely have any time whatsoever because Ryan Seamen shows up and hogs the whole fucking thing with his rock star shit! Just kidding, he is a great guy and tells us about his influences and career and how drunk he was at flogging molly, then we talk about some video games and things end on that note, this week's song is “Making it up” by Allison Weiss. Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 63 – Mike Herrera is a rockstar shithead

Welcome to Big Snackers 63 where we don't talk about anything you want to hear about and then Mike Herrera from MXPX calls in to talk about privacy in the digital age and who we think he is, an old friend calls in and we talk about how you guys are mean for telling us we have bad musical taste. See ya next week! This week's song is NY Raining by Charles Hamilton. Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 62 – Matt Medina likes everything, Justin and Ryan don't!

Welcome to Big Snackers 62 this week we talk about Blink 182's first show with Matt Skiba and talk to our friend Matt Medina about attending it, we answer a bunch of your questions, listen to some horrible country music, talk about the new Kendrick Lamar album and wrap up with some doll sex video game talk. Follow us on Twitter @TheSchnoo and @Ryanrockswellol and we'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 61 – Yonas is a smart man

Welcome to Big Snackers episode 61. This week we talk about Ryan's new job, Matthew McConaughbley stops by and is hated immediately, Yonas calls in to tell us about his remix campaign, hip hop movements, people who fell victim to their own creativity and we finish up with your mail! Thanks for listening and follow us @theschnoo and @ryanrockswellol on Twitter. This week's song is the Blank Spaces (remix) by Yonas.

Big Snackers 60 – Nick Woods of Direct Hit! is offended!

Welcome to Big Snackers 60, this week we discuss Eden XO talk about the oscars, SNL 40 and then Nick Woods from Direct Hit! stops by to talk about his band, his stance on religion and whether you should offend people or not, Justin gets mad at Seth McFarlane and then we discuss going to a high school battle of the bands. Your song this week is Scratched Out by The Matches. Please follow us on twitter @TheSchnoo and @Ryanrockswellol and whatever other thing. We like you. You are good.

Big Snackers 59 – Vinnie Caruana s too nice all the time.

Welcome to Big Snackers Episode 59, our audio problems have not been fixed so we're sorry about that but we do have some treats for you! This week we talk about the new Drake album and hip hop in general, manage to answer one of your questions and then Vinnie Caruana from The Movielife and I Am the Avalanche stops by to tell us about his very nice life and the ways he doesn't want to die. Your song this week is By Starlight by Helicopter Helicopter. See ya next week!

Big Snackers 56 – Scott Heisel has terrible taste and got fired!

This week is a short episode of the twofer, we talk for a few minutes about the new fallout boy song and then Scott Heisel, formerly of Alternative Press, calls in to tell us about his awful taste in almost everything! Your song for this week is Rivers by Sugar Ray for some reason. Thanks for listening and rate us on iTunes.

Big Snackers 55 – Jack O'Shea of Bayside loves Subway!

Welcome to Big Snackers 55 this week we do a one-sided present exchange, speak about slut shaming and whether sexual harrassment has any place in friendship, then we call Jack O'Shea of Bayside to speak about expectations in punk scenes, gross food stuff, taco bell, applebees and subway and his recent health woes. The interview goes on a long time so we hope you enjoy it. This week's final songs are Not a Pear by Bracket? and Live Forever by Wolvves?. Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 54 – Dave from Banquets home dinners

Welcome to Big Snackers 54 this week we talk about our weeks, whether memorializing someone for being an idiot is a good thing, how wrong Ryan is about his Reese Cup choices, we speak to Dave from Banquets about working for a multinational food conglomerate, some tour stories and other things and then a special guest stops by to tell us what he is thankful for this holiday season along with some of our past guests. Thanks for listening, follow us on Twitter and listen to us on Stitcher and iTunes!

Big Snackers 53 – Ahah! YES!

Welcome to Big Snackers 53 this week is a Ryan and Justin only episode until we see that Skype is still on and a friend of the show stops by to tell us about almost drowning in a coffee mug, aside from that we talk about Ryan's death scare, bad local bands, movies, the hottest cartoon character and we answer your questions! This week's song is “Doug Stamper” by Open Mike Eagle. Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 52 – Grey Gordon likes more stuff than he hates!

Welcome to Big Snackers 52, now go back and listen to these episodes in order and you'll have a whole year! This week we talk about Yelawolf, Asher Roth, Ferguson stuff for awhile and then our friend Grey Gordon comes on and tells us about the absurdity of life and his interaction with Earth Crisis. Thanks for tuning in and please follow us on twitter and review us on iTunes. This week's song is “Kill a celebrity” by Ramallah.

Big Snackers 51 – Halfway to Infinity with JR from Less Than Jake

Welcome to Big Snackers 51 on this week's episode we talk about who is the big dancing man and who is the boy in the bed, we speak to our friend's P-Fresh and the Rock's cousin and then JR from Less Than Jake stops by and we talk for a really long time about being nice to people and also not being nice to people, your song this week is Handouts by Black Train Jack. Enjoy and share with your friends!

Big Snackers 50 – Pat Kennedy of Lightyears and the 5 Dollar Footlong Jihad

Welcome to episode 50, this week we talk about punk rock, who was the new Greenday, we answer your questions and then Pat Kennedy of Lightyears tells us what it's like to work at Subway and not respect 9/11 and also a bunch of fun things, then we talk about some movies and games, thanks for listening and we'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 49 – Chris Conley of Saves the Day says Let's do it, baby!

Welcome to Big Snackers 49 where we talk about Big Squirrel being ahead of the curve, I Love Makonnen, to stop being weird about gay people, fear of the media, mean to get to your questions and don't and then talk about Advanced Warfare and then Chris Conley from Saves the Day literally give us the wisdom of the ages and spreads love to everyone on the planet and then Ryan tells us all about Fest and how wonderful the last Mixtapes shows were.

Big Snackers 48 – The Story So Far shit talks everyone.

Welcome to Big Snackers 48 where we answer your questions and then Will from The Story So Far calls in and talks shit about everyone and everything, then an old friend drops by to give a shout out to pear, we talk about a sniper, some video games and then we play you Jeopardy by Run the Jewels. Follow us on everything and see you next week!

Big Snackers 47 – Nuno cums on Justin Bieber

Welcome to Big Snackers 47 where we talk about gun laws and the police for, like, ever and then we talk to NuNo from A Wilhelm Scream and then talk about the Yes Means Yes Law and then some video games. Thanks for listening, sorry for all the burping, follow us on all things media, @TheSchnoo and @RyanRockswellol our final song this episode is Ignition Remix by R Kelly. See ya next week!

Big Snackers 46 – Brandon Pagano of Handguns!

Welcome to Episode 46 this week we answer your questions about bands we didn't know were around anymore, we talk about Bam Margera's tour and whatever it is and Brandon Pagano from Handguns calls in and we ask him about just that and their tour, flying to Japan, pizza and pop punk and weird load in situations, then we answer more of your questions about modern art, movies, Zoe Quinn, sexism from women and all of hip hop and some other interesting things! This week's song is Close your eyes (and count to fuck) by Run The Jewels. Follow us on Twitter @TheSchnoo and listen on stitcher and review on iTunes. Thank you to everyone who listens!

Big Snackers 45 – OG Swaggerdick VS Lil Wayne

Welcome to Episode 45, this week we talk about whole foods, the Wonder Years, we do not settle our on going S'mores debate, we talk to OG Swaggerdick about his Gameboy Colored mixtape, his habit of eating fries after the gym, who his favorite rappers are, titties, old rap, black movies and Martin, we answer a few more of your questions and then a friend of the show stops by and tells us what it is like living on Mars. Please listen to us on Stitcher, rate us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter @RyanRocksWellol and @Theschnoo. Your song this week is Hitman by OG Swaggerdick? Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 44 – Ryan Russell hates Dan Lampton!

Welcome to Episode 44 where we talk about ryan's hot dog habit, delve into the recent stage diving controversy, talk to the great photographer Ryan Russell and ignore his requests to make him more interesting, some video games and then a special secret guest! Follow us on twitter, instagram, stitcher, whatever other thing, thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 43 – Dan Lampton in Beware the Butterbaby

Welcome to Episode 43, this week we talk about people being selfish, finally tell the butter baby story and then Dan from Real Friends stops by to tell us about how great he is and how cool his new haircut is. This week's song is I Aim to Misbehave by Survay Says. Have a good week and follow us on all social media!

Big Snackers 41 – Seth Rogen Suicide

Welcome to Episode 41 of Big Snackers. This week we talk about Ray Rice being a horrible person, reality TV shows, Ryan not being able to tell black people apart, the worst job in hollywood, the new rap trend, movies that are coming out and games we are looking forward to and we answer some of your questions! thanks for listening! Follow us on Twitter and listen on Stitcher and rate us on iTunes! This week's song is Liza and Louisiana by The Holy Mess!

Big Snackers 39 – A bunch of kids died in the world so why are you listening to this episode?

Welcome to Episode 39 of Big Snackers, this week if you don't want to hear a bunch of serious shit please skip to about the 28 minute mark, we talk about the NFL, the situation in Ferguson, craft beer fests, old guys in the military, ryan's gross ear, Chris Blair calls in and talks about Hilsboro, OH, we answer your questions, listen to D4nny, talk a little about cognitive disonance, have a great week and we'll see you soon! Listen to us on Stitcher and rate us on iTunes! This week's song is “Target” by Grey Gordon?!

Big Snackers 37 – Mike Herrera of MXPX

This week we answer some questions from people and then discuss a country artist named Tyler Farr that is very very scary, we speak about Five Seconds of Summer bringing Guitars back to music and Justin gets irrationally mad about it then Mike Herrara of MXPX stops in to tell us about his awesome podcast and talk music and scientology with us. Follow us on Twitter @RyanRockswelllol and @TheSchnoo also check us out on Stitcher and iTunes! Thanks for listening guys!

Big Snackers 36 – Dildo Baggins

A second episode in a week! What is happening, y'all are getting twofer is what is happening! This episode we talk about Motley Crue, The song of the summer about body issues, vocal covers of songs, we answer a couple questions and delve into how bad the new Weezer song is, there is discussion of movies we have seen over the last few days and a little bit of video game talk. Enjoy it and we'll see you on Monday!

Big Snackers 34 – Rain is a good thing Luke Bryan is not

Hi! Welcome to episode 34 of Big Snackers, this week Ryan is still on tour so we answer letters from the fans, talk about some goings on in the world of the mixtapes and warped tour, and get introduced to the worst song maybe ever made. Rate us on iTunes, follow on Tumblr, listen on stitcher, eat it up yum! See ya next week!

Big Snackers 33 – JR Wasilewski of Less Than Jake!

This week on Big Snackers we talk about weird trips and Ryan's awful jokes, we answer questions and talk a little about video games before Peter “JR” Wasilewski of Less Than Jake comes on and tells us about 3rd Eye Blind, the problems with the punk scene, how many bands are still together from warped tour, spring heeled jack and you find out if he can do a pull up!

Big Snackers 32 – Tired Jaws

This week on Big Snackers we delve into the Tiger's Jaw commentary straight off the bat because we figured that's what you're here for, then we move on to answering questions and telling stories about tattoos and concussions and allow the internet to give us an explanation of why country music is so bad! Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 30 – Big Trouble in Little Internet!

This week on Big Snackers we talk about shakes and burgers, Ryan's new band Chick Flicks, we answer your questions about friends moving on, albums that meant a lot to you and Violent Delight, we discuss the backlash on absolute punk about Ryan's new album by his band Youth Culture and then that goes on quite awhile and finally we talk about E3 which is going on right now and has all kinds of things that will make us go broke at it! Enjoy and we'll see you next week! As always please feel free to contact us any time you like!

Big Snackers 28 – If Ya Don't Get It Ya Ain't Got It

This week on Big Snackers is a doozie and a double whammy! First we start talking about Ryan's top albums list and then Joey Cape of Lagwagon calls in to discuss his new label, how much we like him, grown men crying while eating and then Dan “Soupy” Campbell of the Wonder Years calls in to discuss royalties, how much we like the Weakerthans and his new solo project. Thanks for listening to this long and information filled episode and we'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 27 – Fat Ass Kelly Price

This week we get introduced to G Eazy, we talk about all the awful things you people keep sending in to us, we introduce you to the worst song ever produced, a listener introduces us to the worst stand up comic ever to perform, we talk about music that influenced us and then Mikey Erg of The Ergs! calls in to tell us about things that influence him, we talk to Chris Farren of Fake Problems calls in to talk about how much nicer Mikey Erg is than him, enjoy the episode and we'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 26 – Oreos

Welcome to episode 26! This week we get into a really weird discussion about police, then we answer your questions and discuss offensiveness in comedy, we get an update on Carlsbad bands, Ryan playing Outlast, Oreo Flavors, Ryan's new garden, a band called the Rubberbandits and the new band Bleachers and then some movies we want to see. Enjoy!

Big Snackers 25 – Are You A Mutant?

Welcome to episode 25! This week we talk about a lot of video games including the new and hilarious Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, we answer your questions and talk about movies we have or haven't seen, warped tour bands, hip hop word usage, Justin gives his top 5 list of hip hop albums and then we talk about some sex toys a listener is considering buying and a certain country music artist that should shove a dildo in his own asshole. Thanks for listening this week and next week we'll be back with a special guest and more fake dick talk! Love yoooou!

Big Snackers 24 – Big Squirrel

Welcome to episode 24! This week we talk about Moogfest in Asheville, NC, what not to do when you approach women, Ryan's secret video series, how you should google The Great American Challenge sex toy, Mike Park of Asian Man records calls in to break news about a new Mixtapes release, creepy mountain roads and creepy back roads, the new Lucky Charms box art, we answer your questions and talk about telltale games, conceptions of rock stars, some stories about bad shows we have been to and then we give a fan some advice about writing! Thanks for listening, please rate us on iTunes, follow us on twitter and reblog us on Tumblr. See ya next week!

Big Snackers 23 – Big Buddies Little Buddies

Welcome to episode 23. This week we discuss our respective weeks, some music stuff Ryan has coming up, a comedy show Justin had and the existence of Big Buddies and Little Buddies. We answer your mail and make fun of a bunch of kids in a band, talk about getting old and not listening to music, Ryan gets a little mad at a guy from Absolute Punk, Justin gets more than a little mad at Bomb the Music Industry and then we talk to Kamal Hiresh and get life tips from a listener! We hope everyone enjoys it and next week we'll be back with a big special guest! Thanks for listening, everyone and see you next week!

Big Snackers 22 – Toby Keith vs. ICP

Welcome to episode 22. This week we literally spend way too much time on modern country music and then proclaim Mackelmore to be the new ICP. We continue on to answer your wrote in questions, help a young man with prom, talk about sentimentality, express our love of video games and explore Ryan's business ventures in his basement… But mostly we spend a shit ton of time on modern country music and how awful it all is! Yay! See ya next week everyone!

Big Snackers 20 – Brendan Lukens of Modern Baseball

Welcome to Episode 20! This week we talk about Ryan's excursion to City BBQ, we answer your questions about jealousy of artists, favorite albums this year and what it takes to flirt with ladies, Brendan Lukens of Modern Baseball drops by for a long while to answer your questions about his favorite tv shows, why he writes his songs when he could be writing a little girl's blog, video games and then we get weird with some Ryan and Justin stories. Enjoy and rate us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter and Tumblr and Facebook! See ya next week for a double episode!

Big Snackers 19 – Secret project craigslist!

Welcome to Episode 19! This week we talk about Cam'ron and his album skits, Ryan drinking too much soda, Ryan's adventures in the stock market and how we have no idea how the economy actually works, Ryan drowning his sorrows in Shamrock shakes and not understanding he could make his own, fast food worker idiocy, Small Time Crooks, how coloring food what they aren't supposed to, Ryan's terrible terrible shirt, thrift store weirdness, Justin's experience with the dancefloor of the future, addressing people who are contrarian for no reason, we answer your questions and berate one of our listeners, Ryan tells us about his newest adventure in Craigslist and then does the worst impression of all time. Happy listening and feel free to follow us on twitter @bigsnackers and rate us and subscribe on iTunes! See ya next week!

Big Snackers 18 – Mike Kennerty of All American Rejects returns!

This week we talk about country rap music (again), cops, Party Down South (not to be confused with Party Down which is good), racism, we answer your questions and talk about burger subs, crazy shows we've been to, addiction, Domino's pizza, RPGs, Ryan's texts to me in the middle of the night, the superbowl half time show, Grant MacDonald and then Mike Kennerty of All American Rejects comes by to help break news about Ryan's new band and agree with Justin about many things and talk to us about movies and music and have some laughs! Enjoy, follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook and send us your questions! We love you, see you next week!

Big Snackers 17 – Blowjob Bear

This week we talk about Miley Cyrus' “23”, we answer your questions, make fun of British chocolate, Taco bell, oreo shits, grilled cheese restaurants, Cincinnati food, Ryan's adventures in vomit and talking to fans, accidentally drinking things, creepy haircuts, Ryan calling infomercials like a 15 year old asshole, American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street and other crappy movies, the Grammys, we call someone to explain the Royal Rumble controversy, updates on our favorite rappers, video games and Ryan's stupid, fucking blowjob bear notebook. Enjoy! We'll see you next week!

Big Snackers 16 – Mike Kennerty of All American Rejects

This week on Big Snackers we talk a bout Ryan's disgusting eating habits, we answer questions, listen to bad songs, talk about fans that come away with bad impressions and then talk about gun control? Then Mike Kennerty from All American Rejects stops by for a game of Subway or Applebee's gift card before being rudely interrupted by tehnical difficulties but luckily Ja Rule stops by to tell us about his new mixtapes and his bowling hobby, talk about Ryan's Las Vegas adventure, listen to more bad stuff and finally wish Justin a happy birthday tomorrow! See ya next week!

Big Snackers 15 – Catching up in Vegas

This week on Big Snackers WE'RE BACK (a dinosaur's tale)! This week Ryan is in Las Vegas and we talk about getting into weird cars, how long bands should play, Ryan going to see the gay clown circus, Justin's new job, how people with tongue rings and eyebrow rings are horrible, men sexually assaulting pool floats, things that happened in the news and then we answer your questions! Enjoy and we'll see you next week, we promise!

Big Snackers 14 – Vinnie Fiorello of Less Than Jake

This week on Big Snackers we discuss if you can be friends AND a whole lot more, Ryan drinking “Lean”, Ryan's terrible diet starting decisions, why people fool everyone with disgusting treats at christmas, how weird it is to go to Christian school, Vinnie Fiorello from Less Than Jake stops by to give us very surprising answers about Less Than Jake and tells us about part of the deal with the song “We're All Dudes”, then we play a game of Bad High School Poetry or Imagine Dragons Lyric?, a story about the Fake Boys, we give Super Bowl predictions and then Chris Blair calls in for a chat, then we end with a tiny little chant. Follow us on Twitter @Bigsnackers and rate us on iTunes. Thanks for listening everyone!

Big Snackers 13 – Saskatchewan Sissy Sucker

This week on Big Snackers we answer your questions about England, other podcasts, Absolutepunk.net shred videos, Slenderman, what's so great about Cincinnati, the seasons, T-Pain coming out for gay rights, our listener Pete's band, upcoming music, Boston, we talk to Eric Mueller about his involvment in the band Allister, the Rolling Stone top 50 albums of 2013 list, the Saskatchewan Sissy Sucker and then we talk movies! Thanks for listening, please rate us on iTunes and visit us on twitter @bigsnackers and come ask a question on Tumblr!

Big Snackers 12 – Ryan and Justin shoot the shit!

This week on Big Snackers we cover a text message Ryan sent Justin we answer your questions about split CDs, berate a person for daring to question the audio fidelity of our show, we discuss feelings on lead singers of bands, talk briefly about Mixtapes, our feelings on Blink 182, our favorite comic books and special guest, comic creator extraordinaire, Stan Lee stops by to tell us about his inspirations, we talk about upcoming movies like Madea Saves Christmas… That's not the name, I bet, but we'll call it that and Superman Vs. Batman, we cover a couple of video games, the Steam Autumn sale and the ongoing console wars before bookending with a text Justin sent Ryan. Thanks for listening and make sure to rate us and subscribe on iTunes and tell your friends about us! Thanks for listening!

Big Snackers 11 – Steve Gaynor of the Fullbright Company

This week on Big Snackers we give you our Year In Review of Music and Video Games, we talk about the weird things Ryan calls and says to Justin, if there are any good comic strips left, Guy Fieri stops by with his movie recommendations and we talk to Steve Gaynor of The Fullbright Company about his awesome game Gone Home, we play Applebees vs. Subway with him and get his music picks! Thanks for listening and follow us @Bigsnackers or http://bigsnacker.tumblr.com

Big Snackers 10 – John “Jughead” Pierson of Screeching Weasel

Welcome to episode 10 of Big Snackers this week we talk about Lebron James the questionable rapist, long distance relationships and try to help out a snacker with his possible relationship quandry so stay tuned for the conclusion of this fellows love problem in our first Big Snackers Cares segment, then we answer some more mail and go on and on about tv shows that we don't like much, what annoys us about comedians and bands, whatever happened to Castles, what song Mixtapes would like to play as an encore, how our friend Phrank Martian is cool… or a dick… or cool, we don't know, whether racing is racist, we explore one of Justin's dreams, we give some comedy recommendations and discuss who we'd like to ride in a car with cross country, superheroes and myths that may or may not have been made up by us, we interview John “Jughead” Pierson about Screeching Weasel, his life as an author, actor, podcaster and possible Japanese Wizard, and finally Ghostface Killah stops by with a surprise guest who is reinventing himself. Thanks for listening and please follow us on Twitter @Bigsnackers, check out the tumblr http://bigsnacker.tumblr.com and look for us on Facebook and come join us for a snack!

Big Snackers 9 – Scott Heisel Managing Editor of Alternative Press

This week on Big Snackers we answer some questions from the internet, talk about how we aren't real into Nirvana, Justin tells some work stories and we discuss how a racist guy wants to make other people racist before he acts totally racist, we speak about the PS4 vs. Xbox One vs. PC gaming nonsense, we field a call from our friend Kamal Hiresh and introduce our catchphrase that is every middle-aged female stand up's clarion call “TARTAR SAUCE”, we ask him the Pop Culture Question of the Week, we speak about the new eminem album, then we have a bathroom break where we each tell a story about each other without the other knowing about it, we cover DMX's recent arrest, Chief Keef going to jail, we then hurl specious allegations at various bands and Toby Keith, We discuss if Ryan is wrong for supporting the rapist (it is decided) Toby Keith by going to his restaurant, Scott “Daniel” Heisel (managing editor of Alternative Press) calls in and tells us about how he loves River's Cuomo, how he loves Diet Mt. Dew, how he likes Arby's, Toby Keith, the history him working at Alternative Press, we end with an interview with rapper Tyga. See ya next week!

Big Snackers 8 – Erik Griffin of Workaholics and Nick Steinborn of The Wonder Years

This week on Big Snackers we talk about Weezer, smartphone games, we chat with Erik Griffin of Workaholics about his stand up CD, comedy in general, his music recommendations and his feelings about various questionable cookbooks. We speak to Nick Steinborn of Wonder Years about what he ate recently and his solo project Why Bother? We talk about some movies coming out and speak to Guy Fieri about his altercation with his hair dresser. We talk Eminems new album and much more!

Big Snackers 7 – Chris Blair of loving friendship

This week on the podcast Ryan checks in from tour in Alabama and tells us why this episode is shorter than most, what happened with our guest Erik Griffin, what the fuck a bitstrip is, why Texas is essentially a state sized redneck carnival, we call Chris Blair to get his take on a certain boat floating crooner and Rick Ross drops in to explain his problems with Wale and Draculas. As a bonus, attached to the end of the episode os a stand up set by Justin! Thanks for listening and we'll see you again in a few days with a special second episode!